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Schmucked

Someone who has been fucked so hard they have turned into a skeleton or even into dust.
The Mummy IV: Schmucked To Death
by Theschmucker March 19, 2017
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Shcushkerdoodle

One who gets too high on their own supply; mentally, physically, and spiritually. One who thinks well of themselves and, in most cases, is correct.
Eric : “Holy shit I’m funny
Blake: “You’re a real shcushkerdoodle”
by Ratboop March 14, 2019
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Schmulke

It's that thing when a midget gets exposed to too much radiation but instead of getting angry and green, they turn blue like a smurf and get really nice.

Pronounced: (Shh-mulk)
New York's hottest club is HULK. It's got everything, Endless tuna-flavored fruit by the foot, A man who stares at you through mirrors in a lab coat, Magnum PI's short shorts, and my favorite... A clown car full of Schmulkes!
by SuperSonicHymenBreaker January 20, 2021
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Schmucker Middle School

Stuck up white kids who have sex in the bathroom and who moan in the classroom and who don’t care about anything beside smoking and sports
Student 1: what school do you go to

Student 2: i go to Schmucker middle school

student 1: oh so your a stuck up white kid
by Hidden in plain sight September 9, 2021
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Schmuckerberg

Someone who doesn't have any friends, so they buy followers, friends and likes on social media sites such as Facebook.
John Doe has 17,532 followers despite seemingly inept at human communication. Yeah he's definitely a Schmuckerberg - bit of a lettuce
by 05mark16 October 27, 2022
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Mark Schmuckerburg

That guy who's been groveling for press forgiveness since Cambridge Anamemeica revealed his mass invasions of user privacy.
Yo, whys it feels like politicians are playing us? I see someones shit on their nose everytime they talk.
Bruh, ya can thank Mark Schmuckerburg for selling 'em your likes. Lifehack: change your F-Book prefs to show that your political stance changes when you have politicians sucking your dick and proceed to nut.
by ViHelena May 24, 2018
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schmuckey MCduckey

an author of the most important words from LCWS and LCWHS, whurd

i other words anythang you see on urbandictionary from schmuckey MCduckey is straight outa vermont yo.
keep it cleen
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there aint no example
by schmuckey MCduckey February 9, 2005
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