schmootz

The seamen that back flow from a woman,s Vagina or anus after sex

After little Jimmy had his way with his older sisters anus , She had a gallon of Schmootz squirt out of her Ass Hole.

by bobfri September 30, 2012

Schmooter

Being an all around good for nothing trickster

" Kelly your a schmooter"

by jonitahns smith October 21, 2010

schmoot

When you fart and it travels down your leg, and it tickles really badly.

Agghh crap dude i schmooted and it tickles really bad.

by swamp cookie January 16, 2008

schmoot

to bust the biggest load of your life on that hoe

Johnny schmooted right on Michelle's titties.

by Curtis Thirteen December 14, 2010

schmoot

The coolest person in the room!

Schmoot, gimme a couple of bucks, you're the greatest.
OR, that guy Schmoot really nailed the lead guitar part!

by Schmoot66 June 30, 2008

schmoosy

someone/something very cuddley, cosy, derives from German "schmusen" pronounced as "shmoosen", similar to "smootch"

In the mornings he used to be in hist most schmoosy mood.

by SkiYo August 26, 2009

schmoosh

when a girl is flip flop until you have had a bevy or 2 and she then becomes schmink

yeah, schmoosh!

by jim79 February 22, 2010