A name one is called when someone else cares about them very deeply. It is usually very annoying, as seen in the Seinfeld episode featuring the Soup Nazi.
Woman: I love you schmookie!
Man: I love you too schmookie!
Innocent Bystander: Stop it with the schmookie.
Man: I love you too schmookie!
Innocent Bystander: Stop it with the schmookie.
by matt_losan June 19, 2007
Get the Schmookie mug.1)A reject; someone who has to experience the horror of waking up in the morning and seeing their own face.
2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.
Schmobes for short.
2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.
Schmobes for short.
by DoctorThrottle April 23, 2004
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The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.
Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it, but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it, but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
by American Dad! November 3, 2013
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Always remember that schmoopy will forever love his little schmooplette.
Always remember that schmoopy will forever love his little schmooplette.
by Schmoopy July 5, 2018
Get the Schmooplette mug.A word, meant to screw up cashiers that work at drive-thru windows in fast-food restaurants, that is supposed to represent a mysterious food item on a menu.
Customer: Can I have one large fry, a large coke, and a Schmoogly Schmoo?
Cashier: Sorry, a what?
Customer: One large Coke, a large fry, and one Schmoogly Schmoo.
Cashier: Sorry, can you repeat the last item?
Customer: Oh, yeah, one Schmoogly Schmoo.
Cashier: Okay... *feels confused due to the fact that clearly she/he is the one with the hearing problem*
*cashier proceeds to insert a mystery item into the bag/register that sounds similar to the phrase "Schmoogly Schmoo"*
Cashier: Sorry, a what?
Customer: One large Coke, a large fry, and one Schmoogly Schmoo.
Cashier: Sorry, can you repeat the last item?
Customer: Oh, yeah, one Schmoogly Schmoo.
Cashier: Okay... *feels confused due to the fact that clearly she/he is the one with the hearing problem*
*cashier proceeds to insert a mystery item into the bag/register that sounds similar to the phrase "Schmoogly Schmoo"*
by beebsington April 26, 2010
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i had a few drinks with my girl and we went back to my place and she let me do the old sloppy schmoopie.
by peebody March 17, 2008
Get the sloppy schmoopie mug."He" as a pronoun referring to a gender-neutral subject is outdated and sexist. "They" is plural! Using"He or she" can be far too cumbersome. The solution to our dilemma: Schmoogle.
My classmate keeps asking me for help with schmoogle's homework.
My classmate keeps asking me for help with schmoogle's homework.
by Bea Minor December 11, 2019
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