Shmoggin

Looking kind of sick,like with rabies or possibly a bit tossed up.

"You look a little Shmoggin today, Laura."

by Dr.Pepperqueen December 24, 2008

Schmanging

Alternate term for having sex with a girl.

Dude what were you and Emma doing last night?

We were schmanging

by jfjfj December 12, 2012

Schlonging

The act of longing for the perfect schlong.

Princess Fiona waited in her tower schlonging for the perfect man to save her.

by schlonging515 June 25, 2020

schnoggin

gutteral exclamation of pain used instead of "shit". You switch from saying "shit" to schnoggin when you see somebody who would be offended.

So one day, I was hammering nails in front of my grams, and I hit my thumb with the hammer, and I was going to say shit, but instead I said schnoggin

by map_masta_J March 28, 2005

schLonging

The act of longing to engage in sexual acts.

Woman: "Rough day?"
Man: "Not really... except that I've been schLonging for you all day."

by fly_fisher November 30, 2011

Schlonging

To have sex with a girl (or fat guy if your gay) through their boobs.

Man Andrew, I gave becca the worlds best schlonging yesterday.

by Anastasia Beverhausen September 30, 2005

scrogging

An act solely linked to aquatic mammals, like the whale or dolphin and any other sea creature with a blowhole. A popular pastime in Australia, especially on the East Coast. It involves beating off whilst riding atop the swimming beast and then inserting the penis into the blowhole of the creature at the point of climax, ejaculating into the animal.

Rupert: Hey! Wheres my wet suit? And my dolphin?!?
Lawrence: Yeah sorry mate, went scrogging last night, got a bit messy

by Stizzlargh February 13, 2008