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For schnitzel my pretzel

A more hilarious way of saying "fo shizzle my nizzle", coined by Rashpocket in the hysterically funny youtube video "Rashman splice no47".
Rashman: So, what do you wanna do now bitch-nuts?
Rashpocket: I'm hungry as a nizzle
Rashman: Fo shizzle izzle
Rashpocket: For schnitzel my pretzel!!
by Flo-Train August 25, 2008
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schlitzkrieg

n.; A focused assault on the night's beers.

A whirlwind drinking binge.

Assumed to be a play on 'blitzkrieg' (meaning 'lightning attack', the term for the WWII German panzer warfare characterized by quick movement, capturing enormous areas of land, and brute force.
"TGIF-- time for a schlitzkrieg."
by Speckled Hand (Goodman Jones) September 1, 2004
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schnitzel fit

1.When one person throws a fit over something small.

2. When complaining about something for the group when it only affects you.
I'm going to throw a schnitzel fit because someone did not get me a piece of schnitzel. I'm just doing it for everyone though.
by S-65 160th FLIR March 28, 2015
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David Schmitt

Pretty much the hottest guy in the world. Amazing voice, incredible face. Beautiful eyes. David Schmitt IS SEX. He is the lead singer of Breathe Carolina, pretty much the most incredible thing ever created.
GIRL: oh god, david schmitt is so hot. i would totally dump you for him.
GUY: not if i do it first.
GIRL: *gasp*
by BCloverr August 4, 2010
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schnitzengruben

More Schnitzengruben?

No thank you, fifteen is my limit on Schnitzengruben!
by Lizard March 10, 2004
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Schmetzle splash

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.
I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.
by \_/Sar\_/ September 21, 2005
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fo shitzel my schnitzel

But of course, my friend of Pan-Germanic descendancy.
German Man: Das ist gut!
American Man: Fo' shitzel my schnitzel!
by GefallenGoethe October 16, 2003
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