schmegonnaise

Its the mayonnaise that's gone bad on the top rim of the container and usually found in the thread of the mayonnaise lid.

Can you please clean the schmegonnaise off the mayonnaise lid before you put it away.

by too weeks August 24, 2017

schmegladite

One that suffers from schmegma

“Babe I think I have Schemga”

“Then I guess your a schmegladite”

by Ginger_bitch69 July 31, 2018

schmeglecka

The foul smelly bloody vaginal discharge. It’s sorta like the counterpart to schmegma.

The nasty old whore had schmeglecka dripping down her legs .

by Pot locker November 3, 2019

schmegledegle

When your mind is going to complete shit and you need composure again.

Did you see Michael lately? He's mumbling schmegledegle again.

by WinnebagoBanger January 6, 2021

shmegoligy

The Study of Shmegma

My Friend is interested in shmegoligy

by yunghousefly June 11, 2021

schmeggoloni

very smol, and wayyyyyyyyyyyy to picky while eating

pls schmeggoloni you can drink this orange juice even if it has pieces in it

by Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl March 15, 2022

Schmegledwarfed

Another way of saying that someone is in the process of getting high.

"bro, I'm absolutely about to get Schmegledwarfed"
"Last night I got so schmegledwarfed"

by Garthegoop December 28, 2022