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schmagoola

An event, meeting, happenstance, occasion or other occurrence that warrants a vague reference or subtle deception when somebody asks about it. Often used during phone conversations when one person is in a place they shouldn't be.
"Where were you last night? I called you like, I don't know, 15 times!"
"Well, I had this whole schmagoola over at Lenny's place, and I couldn't tear myself away from it, babe, y'know?"

or

"Yeh, ma, it's fine... No, just another one of their schmagoolas, nothing in particular, some wine and cheese, the usual pack of twead-coated sycophants" (He's actually at a strip club doing lines in the bathroom)
by jeff the georgetownian January 16, 2009
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Schmagooglians

Schmagooglians (sh-mah-goo-glee-ans) /noun/:
1. Useless or unnessicary decorations on a bag or item of clothing.
2. A collection of small, random items, often cute and shiny.
3. Used to describe the unknown contents of an item
1. " Oh, I don't like that jacket with the sequins, charms, pom-poms and embroidery...far too much schmagooglians for my taste.

2. She likes to collect buttons, paperclips, pebbles and other schmagooglians.

3. I sure love these cookies, I don't know what kind of schmagooglians they put in it but I'm sure hooked on them!
by P-B-S August 29, 2009
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Schmegele

An overly under-sized penis.
That kid whipped out his schmegele in the locker room, man it was tiny!
by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017
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Schmeal

A humorous Scottish replacement for literally any word, usually rhyming.
"Happy Schmeal."
"Schmealbarrow."
"Schmeal ma baws."
"Schmeal or no Schmeal with Noel Edmonds."
by Aganoo July 11, 2021
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Schmegly

One of the best Dot workers to come through and is a drone like papschmere
Schmegly is one hell of a guy
by Flaggerboyschmegles September 30, 2021
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Schmegly

Guy who fucks around with many women but is a cool dude and is a drone
That guy schmegly the one who’s flagging is cool
by Flaggerboyschmegles September 30, 2021
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O'Schmeal

Big O, a curly-haired Albanian with a massive schlong.
O'Schmeal: Ay, what's good y'all boys!
by Affiliate07 October 4, 2023
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