schmazeltov

A sarcastic congratulations for a job shittly done.

I fucked your girlfriend

Schmazeltov asshole, so has everyone else


"Legalize it!" ^_^

by Jdawg Chronic n Lil Beezie February 3, 2009

Schmatzen

German for smacking. May be used as a term of endearment to indicate one is fantastically awesome.

I love you Schmatzen.

by Soarele November 3, 2010

schmozzle

A minor fight, usually an on-field quarrel between GAA players.

Pronounced “sheh-MOZZ-uhl”, this is GAA sporting slang coined by Irish radio presenter Michael O’Hehir. It refers to a minor altercation between players - quarrels that don’t escalate into serious physical violence. A bit of wrestling, a few shoves - ah sure, nothing but a schmozzle.

What's going on over there? oh, it's a bit of a schmozzle.

by Simon Quigley March 9, 2008

Schmizzle

The act of wearing long knee high socks with bright colors. To Schmizzle, one must act like their dear friend, Smeall. To achieve the full effects of getting Schmizzle, one must put their hair in pig tails and bat their eye lashes to get what they want.
Much like the act of getting Xyphie, but much more sophisticated!

"Let get Shmizzle!"
"Again! Yeah! I love putting my hair in pig tails, pulling up my crazy socks and batting my eye lashes to get what I want from men!"
"Don't forget you have to be super friendly too!"
"Yeah, like when we get Xyphie!"
"Man, I better grab my sticky notes to remember all these steps for getting Schmizzle!"

by Sarah Jane Schauer June 6, 2008

shmazzle

a sandwich with smoked herring and some jam but no mustard.

Waiter ! Give me a shmazzle and some whiskey !

by Kmk-85 January 14, 2009

schmezzle tep

a nigga in 2k who was poop

when a nigga sells in 2k call him a “schmezzle tep”

by kingthothoe July 22, 2020

Schmizzed

Being high out of your mind; unable to control anything.

Henry: yo Paul I so fucking schmizzed last night I don’t even remember it

Paul: oh trust me I know ;)

by Will i am March 11, 2019