A gang bang where you are double teamed by two gorgeous horny sexy blonde twins. This is usually an unattainable fantasy of dirty ugly old men that they will end up having wet dreams about or writing about it in their diaries. The occurence of the schmang twang bang is very rare, but when it does happen it is extremely fucking amazing and orgasms are multiple.
"Damn those twins are so hot, I am getting hard just looking at them, damn I'm tryna have a schmang twang bang"
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He is the Jewish Santa guy that eats too much Hallah bread, drank schnapps with the three wise men, gave a dreidle to baby Jesus, put up a xmas tree in the Holy Land, put a with a Star of David on top of the tree, and sings "Ho Ho Hora, Ho Ho Hora." So, he said it was OK to enjoy getting presents and that us kids shouldn't feel guilty enjoying all the fun.
by GabbyFinkelsteinkringle September 17, 2006
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by Tobias Elof Nielsen April 6, 2007
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SCHMANGO girl: The Atlantic was born today, and I'll tell you how...
Ordinary Person: No it wasn't.
SCHMANGO girl: It's by Death Cab.
Ordinary Person: What the heck is a death cab?
SCHMANGO girl: *facepalms*
Ordinary Person: No it wasn't.
SCHMANGO girl: It's by Death Cab.
Ordinary Person: What the heck is a death cab?
SCHMANGO girl: *facepalms*
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