schmammalhammed

Being extremely drunk generally accompanined by puking.

Brian got so schmammalhammed last night that he threw up all over.

by B. Smith October 15, 2006

Shamama

A person of Israeli decent who loves to nosh on food and act like a common African American thug. A Shamama's high level of ghettoness is only exceeded by his game spitting abilities. Shamamas can not control themselves around women; in their constant pursuit of pussy they will tirelessly mack it up with the ladies and have been known to spit game at multiple hoes for hours at a time.
A shamamas only downfall is in his ability to turn his in a given direction on demand. Without proper stretching prior to macking a ho a shamama can fail in his quest for the pussy.

Max-"woah look at the shamama spitting game at 8 girls at once"
Saul-" o wow what a player"
Shamama- "why you gotta hate on a playa tryin to spit at a trick?!"

by titty ho August 6, 2007

Schmamat

Substitute for the word dammit. Usually used if in an area in which dammit would be inappropriate or just to spice it up.

Person 1- "She knows dude...she knows."
Person 2- "GOD SCHMAMAT!!!!!"

by M.O.M January 13, 2009

schmammered

Drunk enough to screw your European roommate. maybe even the Russian one too

Man i was so schmammered last night i fucked Egore. And Kevin too..

by after hours November 7, 2004

schmammed

Being significantly drunk.

Did you guys see Brian last night he was totally schmammed.

by B. Smith October 15, 2006

Schmammered

Beyond hammered

You know when you're hammered and you see another person stumbling around...and you say to yourself "THAT guy's drunk!". That's Schmammered

by UB_VI_UB_IX December 22, 2010

Schmammeredville

The place where drunk people go in their minds. It is a happy place.
Smashed+hammered

We are taking a trip to Schmammeredville who's coming?

by SheenaBeanz May 4, 2006