schnuffle waufel

1. A faux German teddy bear.

2. A sexual position involving a bear and a waffle.

3. A bear hug that involves scrotal nudging and tipping.

4. A big hairy penis that looks like a bear's head.

"Hey baby, did you get that thing I wanted?"
"Oh, the Schnuffle Waufel?"
"It's cute and snug and fits just right!"

by stankyfangers96 June 1, 2021

beilman-schuff

The act of going 69 ass to mouth, and giving a reach around while the recipient sucks giver's toes.

I'm totally going to give that crazy Asian a beilman-schuff.

by HOBOtastix April 29, 2009

shluffy

tired

I'm shluffy. Time for bed.

by Ray^2 May 18, 2011

schtuff

arb stuff, man. only schweet.

i got some schtuff to show you, man... it is like teh awesomeness.

by Leitmotif April 2, 2004

schuffofsky

It means 'slacker.'

"I don't really want to do anything right now."
"Gosh. You're being a schuffofsky again"

by churvaness January 12, 2010

beilman-schuff Z

The act of the beilman-schuff with a hot chick involved, blowing the guy who is sucking on toes.

I was soooo getting a beilman-schuff Z from this guy and his girl.

by Monolithikbob April 29, 2009

schleff

n. Someone who possesses an alarming abundance of extraordinarily lame ideas and cultivates them into actions. Although these folk usually have no motive or reasoning for their unapologetic ignorance, some use these actions for personal gain...like to reach a level of awesomeness that would otherwise be unattainable, and for the most part will remain so.

Biscuits: I heard Matt bought a camaro just to join the IROC club.
Tina: Did he really??
Biscuits: Yea, but the ass-clown bought an RS instead of a z28!
Tina: HAHAHA, he is such a schleff!

by bananamanboy October 20, 2007