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Schloppy

(N, ADJ, V)- A universal term that is properly pronounced in a high pitched nasally voice. It can be used as a greeting and is generally applicable in most settings. It is commonly implemented when individuals try to cheat, steal, or are overly promiscuous. The term can also be used in substitutionary means of any rhyming equivalent (Alliteration is best): ie. "Stop, Schlopp, and Roll"
Origins: The term began as the name of a Super Smash Bros character that always lost every game in memeable fashion. Later in its history, the word soared in popularity in the town of Walnutport PA where it was used as a Snapchat caption over a selfie with the distortion filter.
Synonyms: Greasy, Slippery, Shady
"David is trying to schlopp those people into believing pierogies are not commonly served in restaurants."
"I accidentally schlopped Keelea with her 15lb weighted blanket last night."
"Did you know the Algonquins are the ancient ancestors to schloppy."
"Doris is significantly schloppier than Theresa in every conceivable way."
"Austin Grey II: Schlopping down the Slopes is my favorite movie."
by Ischloppedthesheriff March 3, 2020
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schlorn

It’s when you kill someone with sleeping pills
Person A: How did she die?
Person B: She was schlorn
by Lapetie April 28, 2020
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Schlopped

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)
" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."
by googoobear October 12, 2008
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Schlork

Eating something of large quantity very quickly
Dude, did you see me schlork that whole buffet?
by Big Lack April 23, 2019
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Schlophanne

A mystical creature once said to be colonised in the east-west of Madagascar
Schlophanne
by Jackcasta1912 August 30, 2015
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schloppy boobs

The inevitably sad, visual and physical derangement, that the ravages of time and the relentless effect of gravity impart to the otherwise youthful, buxom, robust condition that is the female bosom.
Oh, ho-lee-shit!! I haven's seen that rack since college; back then it was worthy, full and fun...now the bitch just has a sad set of schloppy boobs! WTF, get some fuckin surgery or something...
by YAWA July 9, 2017
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schlurp

the sound you make when u succ my peepee
schlurp my peepee like its spaghetti
by PintoBean2003 October 29, 2019
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