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Schlonging

The act of sticking suction cup dildos on hoods of cars
Who wants to go schlonging in the parking lot
by MasterBlasterTrailBoss July 27, 2022
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Schlongdinger

A term for an abnormally huge penis.
Dante has a huge Schlongdinger.
by Dr.Dick5792-1 August 15, 2022
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Schlonging

Schlong + longing.
Expression when someone is desperated or in need for sexual activities.
When someone is longing for the schlong.
In that moment she was schlonging so hard for David her panties started to moisten
by Lucius Darko June 10, 2023
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schlongingdingle

big schlongingdingle
by joanbiden August 2, 2024
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shlongtong

The male equivelent of a douche
gimme that shlongtong
by Dantheshit February 19, 2008
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Schlongtitude

The measure of the force released when one's pants are removed.
Tom's schlongtitude measured over 9000!
by SheerFlux November 4, 2014
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schlongmongler

(Noun)

A straight savage. Slightly out of control, but mostly a hard-core beast.
Mike was such a schlongmongler that night in his jeep.... I mean, 4 girls at once?!?
by Jerry1212 May 18, 2016
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