Schlonging

The act of sticking suction cup dildos on hoods of cars

Who wants to go schlonging in the parking lot

by MasterBlasterTrailBoss July 27, 2022

Schlongdinger

A term for an abnormally huge penis.

Dante has a huge Schlongdinger.

by Dr.Dick5792-1 August 15, 2022

Schlonging

Schlong + longing.
Expression when someone is desperated or in need for sexual activities.
When someone is longing for the schlong.

In that moment she was schlonging so hard for David her panties started to moisten

by Lucius Darko June 10, 2023

schlongingdingle

german term for deez nutz

big schlongingdingle

by joanbiden August 2, 2024

shlongtong

The male equivelent of a douche

gimme that shlongtong

by Dantheshit February 19, 2008

Schlongtitude

The measure of the force released when one's pants are removed.

Tom's schlongtitude measured over 9000!

by SheerFlux November 4, 2014

schlongmongler

(Noun)

A straight savage. Slightly out of control, but mostly a hard-core beast.

Mike was such a schlongmongler that night in his jeep.... I mean, 4 girls at once?!?

by Jerry1212 May 18, 2016