Schlonging

The act of longing for the perfect schlong.

Princess Fiona waited in her tower schlonging for the perfect man to save her.

by schlonging515 June 25, 2020

Schlongiopath

Someone who has a schlong social disorder.

A Schlongiopath is Someone who as a constant grandiose sense of self (JR). Feel entitle to sex has their right. Constant need for stimulation. Impulsive nature.

by charlotte loves nyc.exec August 5, 2009

schlounging

'schlounging' is the act of throwing pillows, blankets, cats, babies etc. at the light switch instead of getting up and turning it off; which in turn makes more work for you later.

also refered to as 'using your surroundings.'

after the show last night, i was schlounging at the light. tonight was the cats unlucky night. but luckily for me, the cat was thrown hard enough to flip off the light switch.

by blickensderfer November 7, 2007

schlonking

To make love in heavy way

Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.

by George Pearson August 23, 2009

schLonging

The act of longing to engage in sexual acts.

Woman: "Rough day?"
Man: "Not really... except that I've been schLonging for you all day."

by fly_fisher November 30, 2011

Schlangin’

The word used to describe the way in which the cock and balls of a man hang low and tend to swing back and forth in the midday heat. May also refer to when one has a sweaty, droopy ballsack, or just having a long cock in general.

Micah had been fishing in the summer heat all day, and when he got back to his car, he whipped out his cock to check for leeches and realized he was schlangin’.

by David Koresh’s Long White Wang August 23, 2020

Schlonging

To have sex with a girl (or fat guy if your gay) through their boobs.

Man Andrew, I gave becca the worlds best schlonging yesterday.

by Anastasia Beverhausen September 30, 2005