schlockbuster

a movie 'blockbuster' that is so sucky.

yuch!..Steven Segal is schlockbuster movie number one star.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

schlocker

I feel the need to elaborate on the shocker..........

The Schlocker: index and middle fingers in the slit, thumb stimulating the clit, and just as she's about to climax, pinky in the trunk. So, much more erotic than the shocker, it's like touching Heaven and reaching for Hell.

by Miss Behavin' April 26, 2006

Schlock Jockey

Designers, inventors or marketers who develop pointless or ego-driven products, and then become more popular due to the controversy generated over their dubious value. Such products are often referred to as Schlock, while the act of developing ego-driven schlock is commonly called Design Masturbation.

That new chair that looks like a turd standing on end,clearly must have been designed by Karim Rashid. He's such a schlock jockey.

by salu1999 October 19, 2009

Schlockumentary

When a documentary producer fails to shoot sufficient footage and the film then has to be padded out in post production with jokes, skits and irrelevant distractions.

Ironically, the dancing text messages were the best part of that Schlockumentary.

by Bloobo June 11, 2015

Schlockinsoll

The definition of all undefined words

"What's that?"
"Don't know."

"Must be a Schlockinsoll!"

by MGravy April 5, 2022

get schlockered

The most tipsy you can possibly be without getting drunk.

"Hey man are we getting drunk tonight?"
"No, let's just get schlockered"

by pwhunt August 1, 2017

Schlicky

Adj.: When your balls stick to your thighs. This is normally very irritating for men.

I really wish i could stand up, that way I won't feel schlicky anymore.

by Jamie Moyer June 25, 2010