schiester

1. One who will one at all costs, using trickery if necessary.
2. A trickster.

That schister tricked me out of that win!

by The Raven January 25, 2005

shiksa schlepper

Shiksa schlepper-A Jewish guy who always has to bring a BEAUTIFUL Blonde Catholic girl to all social events, to one-up his friends, and make the Jewish girls jealous.

Melvin brought this gorgeous blonde to our Sigma Alpha Mu fraternity party last night. Killer body, too! What a shiksa schlepper!

by B. Ebstein February 16, 2008

schectered

adv. common state of primarily electronic or sometimes mechanical devices found in disrepair with no obvious explanation.

My computer was working fine last night and when I tried to use it today, it was schectered.

by anglerofmen December 6, 2010

Schlitterbahn

Listed in order of most frequent usage:
1. An under-aged girl that is unusually attractive and often hit on with the thought of intercourse. This interaction is later followed with the excuse of her over-developed body shape.
2. To move a girl's hair out of her face with the use of a penis.
3. When pronounced quickly: Slit-her-baun may refer to the slitting of a girl's "baun." This refers to a method of violence often used in renaissance terms for the act of slicing a "baun" in half.
4. A chain of water parks located in Texas and Kansas.

1. "Hey pass me the jelly, I think I have a hard-on for this schlitterbahn."
2. "Babe, would you mind?"
"Yes, my dear" *thwak*
"Mmm that was good, thanks for the schlitterbahn"
3. "This is a rather awkward situation...it appears that I have schlitterbahned."
4. "Hey, I have a pass to Schlitterbahn..yay..it's beef jerky time."

by Jsneezy June 10, 2009

Shleeter

Another way to say the word shit! It can be used in many ways.

If I catch another motherfucker talking shleeter about Chief Keef, I'm beating they ass I'm not fucking playing no mo!

by Harrisonbecausehesbadass May 19, 2017

scheemer

(n) a person who often lies to their friends and/or their boyfriends/girlfriends, to go hang out with someone sneakily.

Scheemer: "Hey guys uhh Jen, my mom wants me home by nine....."
Friend: Alright late scheemer

by The Real LG March 14, 2007

schlemmer

A man with low standards, who, in focusing on convenience over quality, will take whatever he can get.

"After finding out her boyfriend was a schlemmer, Chelsea demanded he get tested for VD."

by Ed, A General, A Renegade May 13, 2005