To tell someone to either "shut up" or "fuck off." This term was originated in a suburb of Detroit and was spread through the speech of the "Dala Master."
Mike: You have a hot mom, man!
Jimmy: Why don't you schlala!
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Mike: I heard you were-
Jimmy: SCHLALA!
Jimmy: Why don't you schlala!
-or-
Mike: I heard you were-
Jimmy: SCHLALA!
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Nate: "Yo im so glad we got high before getting drunk and going to the movies, my night got so much better!"
Hank: "Yea man it was totally Schlampus!"
Hank: "Yea man it was totally Schlampus!"
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(n.)'SHlab' In reference to any particular item that is introduced or presented to a group of individuals in the gesture of a gift.
(v.)Schlabbin ('SHlab-n')
(vpt.)Schlabbed ('SHlab-d')
(v.)Schlabbin ('SHlab-n')
(vpt.)Schlabbed ('SHlab-d')
Noun(e.g.)Hey man, don't worry about not having any beer for the party because I have plenty of schlab for the both of us.
Verb(e.g.)I saw Zac schlabbin at the bar buying everyone drinks.
Verb(past-tense)I know David was being generous, but I do feel like he schlabbed too much of his stash for everybody last night.
Verb(e.g.)I saw Zac schlabbin at the bar buying everyone drinks.
Verb(past-tense)I know David was being generous, but I do feel like he schlabbed too much of his stash for everybody last night.
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2) If you keep poon tang lying around too long.... there's a good chance it will turn to poon schlang!
2) If you keep poon tang lying around too long.... there's a good chance it will turn to poon schlang!
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