Schmagma

lint on the foreskin of a man's lucious penis

also known as a case of "dirty dick"

My marine, Joe, gone in the war for so long, no shower, no moist toilette, no whitie tities, was suffering from schmagma.

by Jessica/Andres November 23, 2003

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A group of hot girls lead by Julia Rose who flash their titties online for money.

Did you see this months issue of shagmag?

by Daddy Bunns November 4, 2020

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schmagma

Unpleasant sweat that developes on a man's taint*.

*Refer to "taint" in UrbanDictionary for definition

Hey Lisa Guerrero, Quit talking about John Wade's "schmagma" on Monday Night Football!

by Rob S. September 8, 2003

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Schammas is one of a kind. Though she may be a bit shy, once you get to her she's very fun to be around. Schammas are absolutely gorgeous, although they won't think that and will need encouragement. They have a big heart and you'll instantly fall for them. Be warned, she is sensitive and if she feels hurt by you she'll make it known. She also is pretty good at roasting, so think twice about getting on her bad side. In conclusion, Schammas are gorgeous beings you desperately need in your life

"I met the most awesome person. She was really pretty and nice, and smart too!"
"You probably met a Schamma."

by Your local guide February 8, 2021

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If you want to congratulate your British friends with Christmas - say Shagmas instead! It’s a commonly used term in UK that stands for Christmas. Your British friends will be definitely surprised that you know this.

- Hey! How was your Shagmas?
- Eh, it totally sucked. I wanted an IPhone as my shag, but instead I got a stuffed animal.

by Thesauruss January 18, 2022

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