Scenic Route

1. The act of plowing your way through a bunch of scene kids at a lame concert out of sheer boredom.

"Man, that show last night was so boring, I took the scenic route all the way to the front just to tell the lead singer how much they sucked."

by Juu Hachi April 6, 2008

scenic penis

noun. An impressive or beautifully natural penis.

I was suckin that cock and it was fa sho a scenic penis I tell ya the cum come blobbin out like gangbustas and all was like Hudson River school paintin nah mean

by Big Master Keats Fung August 10, 2010

Take the Scenic Route

The act of driving on less travelled back roads and neighborhood streets to avoid cops. Done when the driver is drunk, or has warrants, or has a hit out on him.

Guy 1: Man I was sooo wasted last night. My gf was still sleeping when I got home thank god.

Guy 2: You drove drunk!? Stupid move man you get pulled over for a DUI and they pull all your warrents you are FUCKED

Guy 1: Dont worry mate I know to take the scenic route home.

by sp4nkr March 24, 2009

Scenic Rim Job

Being lowered from an operation crane down a canyon wall while antagonised meat ants are released intermittently through a funnel into your anus, and then guffing them out into an open flame upon reaching the ground to be placed into a pepper grinder.

Dude, get your crane license already so you can give us a scenic rim job!

"Patricia was hospitalised after her scenic rim job", said Frank Frankfurter.

"Wow, that Pacific rim-job gave me the mumps!" said Frank numbly, while staring into the hollow abyss of his soul.

I had to arrange a carer for my grandmother to make time for my scenic rim-job.

by moles1111111111 October 16, 2011

Boat god Scenic

The god of boats lives in minecraft. He makes stream until he disappeared he checks on his discord. nut then he just disappeared. we made a grave for him. our lord scenic wont come back to stream.

Hello everyone
Scenic is boat god

Boat god scenic is boat god

ready for the raid?

by Germanempire25000 July 11, 2020

b fus scenic route

a place to go where there seem to be no logical or desirable solution

Jerome: SURELY lets watch Captain Marvel?

Daniel: nah rather take the old b fus scenic route

by J_Soont March 8, 2019

scenicate

1a. to have sex in a parked car

b. to go to the scenic look out and check out a whole 'nother view

We went to Lover's Lookout and we scenicated in the bed of my truck even after it started raining.

by Rod X February 14, 2014