stalled

A phenomenon that occurs when someone who is defecating in a public restroom and another person walks into the bathroom, essentially trapping the pooer due to shame and anxiety. Predominantly occurs in public schools.

I'm sorry I was late. I had to go to the bathroom and got stalled.

by The Midnight Toaster July 11, 2019

scalped

to easily thrash some1 at a something, eg. a football match

paul: How did the match go
Dun: I fuckin scalped him

by Dun June 18, 2006

scalley

Scalley, otherwise known as a chav are starting to dominate the United Kingdom- known burberry wearers along with Rockports and a bad bad attitude.
Will deny being a scalley/riffy/underpriviledged young person at all costs.

"You dirty scalley scum"

by Charli Lu May 6, 2006

scalded chicken

A womens shaved genital area.

Man she had the "scalded chicken" going, but it still looked like chewed up bubble gum!

by mudmonkey January 30, 2008

Shalled

the act of getting delayed in the bathroom stall because the guy in the next stall finished shitting at the same time as you, and you'd like to avoid the awkward encounter at the sink

sink.

"Dude, we wanted to go to lunch 20 mins ago, what took so long?"

"Sorry, I got shalled, the guy next to me took forever to wipe his ass."

by Kj9999 June 28, 2016

smallediumexilarge

a simple way to order every size of pizza in one order, usually while stoned.

<15 minutes after smoking a bowl with your buddy>

CASHIER: "Thank you for calling Washington Street, Round Table! What can I get for you?"

ME: "I would like to make an order for pick-up. Could I have a smallediumexilarge All Meat Marvel?"

CASHIER: "A smallediumexilarge?" "What is that?"

ME: "That's a small, medium, large, and ex-large pizza-one of each bitch."

CASHIER: "That'll be 20 minutes, thank you."

by Tonamien Bullain September 10, 2008

Scalped

The removal of one's scalp from their head

John was then scalped after he was killed by the Indians.

by Nuttybutterboi January 4, 2019