sasrobin

1. An agressive, vitriolic, militant person of very low intelligence who tends to resent all persons who disagree with him or appear more intelligent than he is. He is highly hypocritical and tends to accuse others of doing what he himself does.

2. A person with extremely poor grammar and bizarre punctuation who often ends statements in question marks, and questions with full stops. Given to fantastical beliefs and conspiracy theories, such as that all the Greek gods really exist, but are actually extra-terrestrials. Has no understanding of actual science, but claims to be passionate about a vast number of sciences.

1. The cabdriver was a complete sasrobin...he spend the entire time I was in the taxi bitching about how all the bookish hippie geeks who opposed nuking the middle East could go get screwed.

2. That sasrobin accused me of using a fake PhD to impress other people.

by One of them July 19, 2006

Sauron’s Shlong

When you and your sexual partner role play The Lord of the Rings; but you are unaware your partner has a burning infection down south of the Black Gates. This will cause anger and frustration, and a fiery sensation on your shlong.

That fucking Hobbit gave me Sauron’s Shlong

by LSDemonKid October 13, 2017

Saurabhi

Saurabhi is an indian name. Saurabhi is beautiful, intelligent and extremely friendly. Not to forget she is very extrovert. She is tall too. Even though she is extrovert, she is too emotional.

If you get one keep her

I= that's saurabhi
P- Ikr she stands out from the crowd.

by Blinkingbluebeech November 24, 2021

Saurabh

Saurabh is a Tall, Nerdy, Super Smart and Sexy Hooman.

He is warm and kind and will take care of you to the end of the world. Born leader.

He is unprecedented in everything he does. Saurabh will leave you flabbergasted and happy. Smooth AF talker. Laughs at Dad Jokes.

Saurabh will make you smile cheek to cheek all day but also will hijack your sleep schedule.

Guy 1: My boss is on the cover page of Forbes

Guy 2: Ofcourse! Yours boss is Saurabh!

My dream is to have F*ck you money like Saurabh does

by SaurabhKiGirlfriend February 10, 2023

The Eye of Sauron

An ass hole so black, so stretched and abused and treacherous, it physically paralyzes you.

In reality, The Eye of Sauron of Sam was the true evil of Middle Earth.

by poopyshmoopy1 September 24, 2015

The Boobs of Sauron

1) A pair of breasts so foul, fell, evil, and ugly, that you swear you've seen the Lidless eye of Sauron afterwards.
2) The actual breasts of the Dark Lord Sauron.

Originally from Cambridge, MA.

"You're cousin had The Boobs of Sauron...I think he wants the ring still..."

by AngelicMalice April 8, 2005

whore-a-saurous

a fat whore, because essentially she is a whore as big as a dinosaur. or a very slutty girl.

Abby; "Amit you are such a whore-a-saurous!"
Amit; "ugh i know, but them boys are so delicious!"

by sk8girly April 14, 2010