Church of Satan

The Church of Satan was founded on April 30, 1966, in San Fransico, CA, by Anton Szandor LaVey and was the world's first above-ground legitimate church dedicated to the religion of Satanism, as defined and codified in LaVey's The Satanic Bible.

After LaVey's passing in 1997, the Church of Satan switched headquerters to New York, where it is currently run by it's High Priest, Magus Peter H. Gilmore.

The Church of Satan is an atheistic organization which describes itself as mutual admiration society and "cosmic joy buzzer," instead of a spiritual organization.

Sammy Davis Jr. and Jayne Mansfield were both members of the Church of Satan.

by TikiDevil9 January 23, 2011

Satan's Anus

The sometimes brown and grey part that is located at the bottom of a banana.

Lauren does not want to put satan's anus in her mouth, so she let the dog eat it.

by Bootygotmelike December 4, 2016

Satan's Doorbell

Satan's Doorbell is the turbo Christian term for a woman's clitoris.

Whatever you do, don't touch my clitoris, because if you ring Satan's Doorbell God can't ignore us.

- Garfunkel & Oats

by Psychedelic Harry Too July 13, 2013

Sad Satan

A game where you walk down dark hallways and disturbing audio plays in the background.

The original one contained gore and other NSFL things, you can only play the safe one where it is full of disturbing but

not gorey or disgusting imagery.

Fun Fact: The original one is actually very illegal to possess, so don't look for it.

Person1: Sad Satan is a pretty cool and disturbing horror game!
Person2: Damn you got balls to play that one...

by Zach T. Radass September 27, 2022

Satan's Waterfall

A woman's menstruation

Gabi was really irritated at the world because of Satan's waterfall.

by dil3mma April 24, 2015

The 3 Sataneers

Trapezoid, shorts and leggings man, and Satan himself

“did you see the 3 Sataneers today?”
“yes, I ran away from them”

by John Doe 37391833910 October 5, 2019

Satan

A few minutes before the services started, the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." ! said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

- Why does it cost so little to call Satan on the phone in the US?
- Because it's just a local call.

by alvit May 17, 2009