Homo Sapien Fucktardis

It is the scientific name for the plague/group of people known as "fucktards" that seems to be spreading amongst the youth of the Western hemisphere, these people have a tendency to have a Second Year of Secondary School state of maturity, and are stuck like this for the rest of their life. They are also the people who take your order and then fuck it up.

Anya: Some fucking chav thought it would be funny to stick gum in my library book so now I have to pay a fine that will make me and my family even more in the gutter. He is now considered a Homo Sapien Fucktardis since he's a frig gen collage student.

by ThatOneScottishCommunist September 4, 2011

Homo Sapiens Retardus

An offspring of the MySpace generation.

The Homo Sapiens Retardus is, in short, a mentally challenged (self-centered) and/or physically challenged (collar popping) individual. They are usually frowned upon by other members of the Homo genus.

Michael cannot get a passport because he is listed as a 'Homo Sapiens Retardus' in the citizen-register.

by Yonasu October 11, 2008

homo sapiens

The species that modern humans belong to

I'm a homo; homo sapien!

by Xavier breath April 19, 2005

homo sapiens

A superficial, judgmental, spiteful resource devouring critter whose vast brainpower goes mostly unused. Most members of this species have a strong herd mentality. Unfortunately, the loudest members of this species have more influence over the herd than the most intelligent. In all likelihood, it will have the distinction of being a species with one of the shortest periods of survival in the history of the planet.

All other species on planet earth will breath a sigh of relief when homo sapiens dies out.

by great success April 17, 2010

Salient Spriggets

The leader of the army of small adorable bunny people (Asura) who sole goal in life is to recruit other bunny people and exterminate the tall population. Humans, Norns, Chars, Pumpkins (plant people) are inferior and must be put to rest not for him, but for their own good. Our lord and savior Bunny Hitler will bring Smalls to the promise lands and will not stop till all Talls are eradicated. Not all Smalls will make it. Even though they are part of the master race some have the putrid ugly and most be put down. The Uglys tarnish the look of the Smalls and make them lower as a race. The Talls & Uglys that except their impurities and devote their life to the cause can live long enough to see the paradise at the end of the War. Spriggets is more than just a bunny person he is the messenger of God ascending pass all other and doing the work bestowed upon him. You should praise him anytime you see him for he is doing what other lack the power to do.

ALL HAILL SALIENT SPRIGGETS!!!! HITLER TO THE TALL!!!! BELOVED KING OF THE BUNNY NATION!!!!!!

by xFioraMaster19 October 12, 2018

pharma sapiens

a person who is dependant on pharmacy medication for medicaL and or LifestyLe reasons

man! that dude takes so much medication hes evoLving into Pharma Sapiens..

by dr pufaLo August 22, 2017

neo sapien

A highly intelligent race evolved from HOMO sapiens, a brutish, animalistic race known for killing each other physically, mentally, and spiritually for things that only have perceived value like clothes, money and the like while depriving themselves of things they actually need like clean air, clean land, clean water, and generally a working biosphere. In the Neo Sapien society racism doesn't exist and they have advanced technology and zero unemployment since their world is not based on mindless consumption, and manufacturing goods that were designed to be obsolete, everyone uses their creative abilities to make the system better instead of make it stagnate with mindless jobs. Productivity is higher than that of Homo sapiens since there are no costs and wages which solves Dunckers Candle problem since everybody is motivated to try their best not to make the most money. Because money does not exist, neo sapiens do not experience homelessness and poverty and the psychological issues that come along with it. Religion is non existent since any supernatural being Neo sapiens look down on homo sapiens

(neo sapien enters Homo sapien Museum)

Homo sapien1: Check out this (blood)diamond studded (insert brand here) bag
Homo Sapien2: I'M SO JEALOUS. SELFIE

Neo Sapien:'facepalm' thankfully their extinct.

by sdfv May 27, 2014