salty apple

rubbing your balls on the pussy after you've blown your load

I just have her a salty apple

by bustardbreasts September 29, 2018

Sandy Sucker

When you pour water on your dick, sugar coat it, and then get dome.

-"Did you hear about what move he pulled the other day?"
"Na what did he do?"
-"I herd he gave his bitch a Sandy Sucker"

by Tender Bender January 21, 2013

salty chip

A salty chip is when a male is not adequately hydrated, and has consensual sex with a woman. Just before he reaches sweet, sweet climax, he pulls his unprotected phallus out of her vagina and sprays ejaculate over her body. This semen is quite salty, due to the dehydration the male is experiencing. After it dries on her body, the salty ejaculate is eaten by both the male and female as a tasty treat to be enjoyed after wonderful intercourse.

*pulls up to the car in front of him at a Chiles to-go pick up station*
"Excuse me young lady, your sensual features have caused me to regret wearing joggers today, as I am visibly aroused. Would you like to share a salty chip with me?"
*woman looks on him with sudden recognition*
"Dad?" She exclaims.

by themaskedrider July 8, 2017

Salty seamen

A bunch of gay-ass sailor boys who can't keep their fucking hands off you!

Dad: how did you sleep last night Hermann?
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

salty southern

After you cum inside of a vagina and then proceed to go down on her.

Man, I gave my girlfriend a salty southern last night and it was surprisingly nice.

by Dice Collins JJ November 22, 2021

Sandy Hand

When an older man puts one hand on a younger male's knee and slowly slides the hand up toward the groin region over a span of at least 5 minutes, usually making the younger male very uncomfortable. Named after the infamous former Penn State assistant Jerry Sandusky.

Did you see coach last night?

Yeah, he was definitely giving John the Sandy Hand on the bus ride home from the game last night.

by Shitshow Honey Badger January 24, 2012

Salty Skrelp

Salty Skrelp is cum that smells or tastes like the Ocean.

Guy 1: A shit man my girlfriend says shes not going down on me anymore.
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I've got salty skrelp from all the seafood.

by ProfessorOaksCloset December 7, 2022