Quote Sandrum

The sudden realization of understanding a quote.

Jeff: Dude you're a complete blonde.

David: Wait what?

Jeff: ...

David: Ohhhhh, I get it, I just had a Quote Sandrum!!

by Elite_DarkLord_DragonSlayer July 14, 2009

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Spankrupt

The lack of imaginary partners to focus and fanatize about during masturbation.

If I dont get laid soon, I'll go spankrupt!

I need to get out, I'm in danger of going into spankruptcy!

That's nasty Bro! The though of having sex with her has left me spankrupt!

I've been hand firing it so much I'm going spankrupt!

by Tugjake October 28, 2010

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Spankruptcy

(noun) The state of figuratively or literally losing the ability to access your amassed collection of physical or virtual masturbation imagery.

My wife is so insecure that she wiped out the spank bank on my laptop, putting me into spankruptcy!

If I can't come up with something worth roughing up the suspect to I'll lose interest in myself and end up in spankruptcy!

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by MrLzrd June 3, 2011

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Sankul

Sankul is an extremely socio-politically correct guy who might seem very intimidating with his universal knowledge, but has unique ways to make people feel special and leaves no way out to show his humbleness despite being so perfect.
Meeting someone as humorous, kind and nurturing as him will leave you baffled.

“Dude i am so jealous of you”

“Why, am I that handsome?”

“The only reason anyone would be jealous of you is because you’re friends with Sankul. Please get me his autograph before he becomes a famous writer, his blogs are so thought provoking.”

by TLT fan December 30, 2021

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