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sanctimonium

noun, the chemical compound found in the systems of the self-righteous, resulting in their pontificating with moral impugnity
Her church-folk friends were alright, but you could smell the sanctimonium in the air when the subject of abstinence came up
by OneCharmingBastard May 9, 2011
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sanctity of marriage

The supposed reason why fundies oppose gay marriage. Then they cheat on their spouses, hook up in bathroom stalls, etc.

In the USA, the lowest divorce rates are in blue states (#1 is Massachusetts), and the highest divorce rates are in red states. Somehow it's the fault of those evil homosexuals.
Vito Fossella voted for the No Gay Marriage amendment, then flew home to impregnate his mistress. Do as I say, not as I do! That's the sanctity of marriage for you.
by Frankie1969 May 19, 2008
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Wild Santiago

A sexual act where the male participant drops a cleveland steamer in a female's mouth, then proceeds to make out with her.
They needed a whole pack of mentos after their rendezvous with the Wild Santiago.
by Hot Karl February 6, 2004
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Santiago effect

The possibiliy of someone being in two different places at the same time.
Jo calls his friend Bob's mom, Cathy. "Hey when are you coming to pick up Bob?" Said Jo. Cathy said "he is right here with me". Jo said "Oh it must be the Santiago Effect.
by IKEY_likes_NIKE19 August 13, 2017
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Santibar

The ship name you use when you want to ship a person with a fictional character from a book/movie without them knowing.
Girl 1: Aww, a character from a movie I watched would be so cute with Santiago.
Girl 2: They'd be such a Santibar!
by Klassic with a K May 8, 2018
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Sanctimonious Attention Whore

Someone, usually female, who not only wants to be the center of attention, but who specifically seeks highly visible opportunities to act self-righteous at the expense of others, in order to receive temporary affections from cohorts, so as to validate their own fragile sense of self-worth. Also known as S.A.W.

A group of Sanctimonious Attention Whores is called a "Squabble". A male courtier, or loud-mouthed defendent/apologist, of a Sanctimonious Attention Whore is called a "SAW John" or "Squawker".
Political pundit, Ann Coulter, is a sanctimonious attention whore. Media host, Bill O'Reilly, when he defends Ann Coulter, is a SAW-John.
by Wyld Stallyns August 12, 2006
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Sanctimonious

He's so much holier-than-thou, completely sanctimonious, he's Bono!
by Richard Bird May 26, 2010
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