hand-shandy

'avin a wank

yeahi'll be five minutes just gotto go for a hand-shandy

by thorntonj September 28, 2008

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Topless Hand Shandy

A handjob from an attractive woman who happens to be simultaneously displaying her tits

"I'll give any bitch in this room a fiver for a topless hand shandy!"

by JehuLove March 2, 2010

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Sand Paper Hand Job

(n) the painfully sexual act performed on a male by a completely sadistic or manly lover most likely a softball player, resulting in emotional scarring, severe burns and skin loss.

That dirty trailer skunk that I picked up at the bowling ally gave me such a sand paper hand job that I bled through my jeans.

by Dr. Thunder Dix December 26, 2010

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hand shandy

a wank, spanking the monkey, something huns do on a too regular basis

by Bobby October 13, 2003

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sandyhandy

1) handjob on the beach; 3rd base(m) on the beach.

Steve: "How was the shore?"
Carl: "Sweet."
Steve: "You hook?"
Carl: "Yeah, with Sheila."
Steve: "Did you 'oh-baby-yeah'?"
Carl: "No. But she gave me a sandyhandy."
Steve: "Yikes. That had to feel good. Sike."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

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