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That ex girlfriend that you know is toxic. But she comes around... it’s getting smashed
That Jenny is a real pressed meat sandwich.
by TheManagement October 10, 2019
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Redencky rapey incest; when you are the meat in the meth family sandwich.
Trish got meth sandwiched by her brother and father.
by JimJim2 October 13, 2019
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Hard Meat Sandwich

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3 way sex involving MFM or MMM. The F or M meat in the sandwich takes one in the mouth and one in the vagina or ass. Also known as a spit roast.
Randy and Thomas gave Vanessa the old hard meat sandwich in the pool house at Lisa’s party.

Last night I was the meat in a hard meat sandwich. My throat is raw and so is my ass. I got railed.
by Dick Onchin October 7, 2020
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Cock Meat Sandwich

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(noun) kok-meet-sand-wich

A type of blowjob that involves two persons sucking another one's balls at the same time, thus sandwiching the penis, or the "meat". This term was created by an awesome movie called "Harold & Kumar 2: Escape from Guantanamo Bay"
Example 1: Hey girls! Wanna give me a Cock Meat Sandwich instead of you each taking turns giving me a blowjob?
Example 2:

Big Bob - So are ya'll ready for your Cock Meat Sandwich?
Harold - Uhh.....no?
Big Bob - Well ya'll better get down quick! 'Cause i gotta whole lotta sandwich for ya'll....(cock comes out).

later on...

Kumar - So are you a homosexual for making us suck your dick?
Big Bob - THERE'S NOTHING WRONG ABOUT GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S GAY FOR SUCKING MY DICK!!
by Charles U. May 17, 2008
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With a group of 4 of more, select the person with the largest ass to serve as the sandwich bun. Then, layer as many flaccid penises between the cheeks as will fit to create the loose meat sandwich. For flavor, drizzle the sandwich with secret sauce. Hint: The secret sauce is jizz.
Whenever I'm in Iowa, I like to indulge in a giant loose meat sandwich, preferably with secret sauce.
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The resulting mouthful that can occur while growling your woman and your teeth snag on her artificial pubes and you end up with a merkin in your mouth.
So there I was slurping away at her bacon curtains. I tried to go in deeper with a tongue plow and my top fangs got tangled up in her hairy letterbox. Next thing I know i'm eating a merkin sandwich! If she needed to buy a furry axe wound you think she'd at least get one that didn't look like Scary Spice.
by Jam Fancy November 11, 2007
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Cock-Meat-Sandwich

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Big Bob: Are You Boys Ready for your cock-meat-sandwich
(some time/words pass buy)
Kumar: Damn, his dick smells like shit
by The1337Arcade.Com August 24, 2008
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