Riley Sanderson

A MALE THAT INCLUDES ALL 3 DEFINITIONS

A male that only speaks to women online.

A male that has the posture of an 50 year old elastic band.

A male that complains about immigrants and how they steal jobs not doing a think about it and complaining on TikTok and staying forever unemployed. (has a fyp of racism, fascism and sexism)

"Oh...That guy is such a Riley Sanderson"

"His a Riley Sanderson"

by RileySanderson December 28, 2023

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Sanderson's Law

as an online discussion regarding fiction recommendations grows longer, the probability of Brandon Sanderson's Way of Kings being recommended approaches 1

"I asked on Reddit for books similar to Twilight and got 8 recommendations for the Way of Kings"

"Sanderson's Law in action my friend"

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer December 27, 2020

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Sanderson

A man, who while serving in the US Army, made significant additions to the list of 'really bad words' in the world. He also displayed a remarkable talent for composing complete sentences (noun / subject, verb, adverb, conjunctions, adjective, interjections, etc.) and without ending the sentence with a preposition using only the word 'Fuck.'

After dropping a 200 pound safe onto his foot, Thomas was heard to exclaim, in the Sanderson fashion, "fuck fuck fucking fuck fuckingly fucked!'

by Big Daddy Cool Breeze May 22, 2021

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Winifred Sanderson

Winifred Sanderson is the main antagonist in Disney's 1993 film Hocus Pocus.

“Winifred Sanderson is chasing down Zoey”.

by 1#BetteMidlerFan February 19, 2025

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Pull a Sanderson

Winding up back in someone's hotel room after last call and polishing off the mini-bar's contents. Typically seen in rock stars and journalists on overseas press junkets.

"Oh man, the bar is closing, it's only 8 o'clock in New York and I'm on an expense account: let's pull a Sanderson."

by meerkat67 December 25, 2008

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