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Saloni

Goddess of beauty and love.

An attractive and charismatic woman.

Very cool, awesome person who has a lot of friends, is really loud and loves everyone. especially jeffrey. wolf-lovers, stay away!!

Don’t let the good looks fool you because for 3 days a month it can turn into Satan’s equivalent!

Your only line of defence is tickling, can be extremely effective when done properly

hey have you seen Saloni?

"yeah she's just over there being a boss ass bitch Please go f*ck yourself with a cactus

Girlss who say “a lot of guys are after me” should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers! Saloni is woman with high standards is a woman who knows what she wants Classy,strong, independent fearless,loyal,lovable she is strong, but not in the ways most people think. She loves more than she’ll ever get back and she know it and yet she loves anyway unforgettable creature! A girl who keeps bringing up feminism when she's losing an argument

A yo-yo thief.
Hey, that Saloni just stole my yo-yo!
Saloni is a bombshell!
by A’sbeforebaes November 23, 2021
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salfie

salfie is word for when QUEEN ALFIE DEYES takes a picture of himself. combined by the words "selfie" and "alfie". created by by jazzydodgers aka maydayphilade on twitter
girl 1: hey did you see pointlessblog's selfie?
yolodogs: ITS CALLED SALFIE!!!!!!!!!!
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Salonie

mostly an indian and loves babies and cats who meow but not dogs who meow (no one knows why). They love to be embarrassed and say things at the wrong times. They also love to play slasher games. They are just COOL!?!? people (i think)
salonie... really!?
by person1234566i June 21, 2010
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salafi

Someone who is Muslim and follows the pure and true islamic teachings of the Prophit Mushammed (pbuh) and his companions (raa) and their followers.
Someone who relates to the "Dawat'ul Salafeyah"
Someone who practices all the teachings and commands of Allah (swt) and the prophit muhammed (pbuh) as the early muslims did.
This guy is really a true muslim. He's a Salafi
He does all the prayers in the Masjid, he's a Salafi.
by saqure July 15, 2006
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slofie

a dumbass word Apple is trying to trademark and only hillary clinton would use that sounds like some oral sex innuendo used in the bible belt
(slow motion selfie)
here's a slofie of me puking up my avocado on toast
by decffs September 19, 2019
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Saloni

Hey, that Saloni just stole my yo-yo!
by JoeThePeacock July 27, 2016
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Salafism

A cult based on superiority thinking, bashing against outsiders, revisionist bullshit and contradictory docitrines. It looks down on all those who disagree with them and pretend they are the best. It hardly brings anything good to others and is forced to use the works of the dirty ashari-quburi-ikhwani-sufi-sururi mubtadi'un to give some meaning to their sect.

The followers of that sect have a low IQ and have no idea at all about classical Islamic history, theology and jurisprudence. Most of them have a black-white mentality and do not know any major figure of the religion they adhere to. They only know bin baz, bin uthaymin, albani and fawzaan. They often think that only they (and a few others) are the only scholars in Islam and withdraw all rights from scholars they do not know. They have hardly any idea what is going on in the Ummah and think by sreaming 'obey the ruler', 'follow the Salaf', 'Do something about your aqeedah', 'this is bid'a', 'You Khariji' all the problems in the Ummah will be solved.

They are also known for being very quick to excommunicate their followers for the slightest difference, but they don't even know what their own scholars believe. Most of them only know their own scholars through half-quoted statements they edited on an App and think so that they all share the same aqeedah and fiqh.

The sect is known for their revisionist nonsense about scholars they try to claim. Their best-known tactic is to say they repented 5 seconds before they died.
Salafism in a nuthsell

Example 1:

Salafi: Ibn Hajar said this, you mubtadi'h

Non-Salafi: Ibn Hajar Al Asqalani is an Ashari

Salafi: *gets cognitive dissonance and says that he repented 2,5 seconds before he died.*

Example 2:

Salafi: You believe in shirk, you Mushrik. Repent or die deobandi mubtadi'h

Non-Salafi: Scholar xyz believed in that too

Salafi: We do not take from the People of Bid'ah

Example 3:

Salafi: Scholar xyz said this. Accept it.

Non-salafi: He did not said that. *Brings proof that he didnt said that*

Salafi: *Ignores or does Tabdee and 1 month later he use the same refuted arguments*

Example 4

Salafi: Bin Baz and Bin Uthaymin said this. Who are you to be against this?!

Non-Salafi: Imam Mullah Ali-Qari, Imam Qadi Iyaad, Imam Shattibi, Imam Ahmad Zarruq, Imam ibn Ashir and many others said this

Salafi: Who are they?? Mubtadi'ah??
by Hizbi_exposer March 12, 2021
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