Salton Sewer

California's largest man made ecological disaster that happed in the early 1900's when water flowed into the dry basin unchecked for two years. Raw sewage from the Mexico side and nitrogen rich Ag runoff now flow into the sea unchecked on both US sides. Now famous for its fish dies offs the produce a rotten egg sulfur smell that on some days can waft as far away as Palm Springs. Hundreds of birds also die of botulism during the summer also. Moronic politicians and environmental organizations keep pushing to save the Salton Sea at the cost of billions of dollars to the tax payer; while at the same time wasting Colorado River water to keep in full.

Hey man want to go fishing at the Salton Sea? Huh you mean the Salton Sewer I would not eat anything out of the over flowing septic tank.

by Karen Gilmore September 28, 2007

Cold Salmon

When you ejaculate onto someone's pillow and they lie down on it.

Person1: Eww, what is this on my pillow
Person2: Cold Salmon Son!!

by drocc1 July 24, 2006

Lonestar Saloon

The art of hitting the garage for a long term solo drinking session after all the local establishments have closed and before they have reopened. Its not a place where everyone knows your name but a place you cant even remember your own.

Anyone seen asteroid. yeah mate, think he is doing time in the lonestar saloon.

by Big Dirt April 3, 2013

salmon roll

Taking your fist to the closed mouth person with braces, then forcing them to give you deep head. The blood smears across your penis's upper ridge from the braces wounding the insides of their lips. The ruby smear across your turgid shaft, if thick enough, should evoke the image of a salmon roll.

Dude, I just totally jerked off thinking of giving Ugly Betty a salmon roll since I know she loves sushi.

by Electronicoffee December 8, 2010

Norwegian brown salmon

When i fuck your arse so hard the gaping chasm left behind is large enough to be filled with water and used for Norwegian salmon farming that produces a slightly darker shade of fish.

After performing the Norwegian brown salmon on Matt's arse hole not even the women's world champion sewing team could repair the damage.

by Soupfly January 30, 2019

Yammin' In Salmon

When your boy is lookin' icy in a Salmon fit; can also simply be a mindset

Person 1: Yo, I like your fit
Person 2: Yeah, I woke up and decided I would be yammin' in salmon for the day

by IcyC&MitchyD October 20, 2020

gutted salmon

A large juicy and succulent vagina with mouth-wateringly sweet pink and fleshy lips..

Not so appealing to vegans and vegetarians..

More a gourmet dish for the committed practicing Vaginarian..

Must be eaten fresh, or it rapidly becomes a musky mackerel, which is not quite so fresh, or even worse, a rancid pilchard..

Big lady was a strange name for a woman who was only slightly above average height and was not really more weighty than the average western factory farm fed female.. (220lbs)..

But it became clear on webcam that her diet of cakes and lard had somehow enabled her to showcase a gutted salmon to her fans the likes of which is rare seen online and that a gent could definitely lose his head in when searching for his wrist watch in the morning after the pleasures of the night..

by Drex Johnson October 18, 2016