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Hand of Saruman

A (generally) sexual maneuver in which a woman covers her hand in her own uterine lining that is in the process of being slowly evacuated from her birth canal and slaps it on the face or chest of the man, leaving a red handprint, while exclaiming "Saruman!"
Leah told us about the time she gave her boyfriend the Hand of Saruman. It was gross.
by Samuel Eels July 31, 2006
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sadomasticist

Someone who is aroused by watching others in pain.
someone who bites ones partner to get aroused is considered a sadomasticist.
by Karu Tokou February 24, 2007
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sadomasochist

Someone who enjoys both sadism and masochism
by skippy June 13, 2003
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sadomasobipolarschizopheliac

a mix between sadistic masochism bi polar schizophrenia and having an addiction to something destructive.
by BathedinInsanity November 4, 2003
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Sadomasoschizonarcissisticanalautoeroticasphyxiaism

A self centered human being that loves to choke himself while giving anal sex to a white woman of his choice while his hallucination figures join in on the fun.
Girl 1 - I heard that girl got gang banged by jay and his hallucinations

Girl 2 - yeah jay definitely is a very fine and prime example of Sadomasoschizonarcissisticanalautoeroticasphyxiaism
by TheSadomasocistIsComing. November 2, 2011
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The White Hand of Saruman

This occurs while getting head someone while they are on thier knees and you are standing. When you are about to cum, you take it out of thier mouth and bust all over your hand. (Palm side, preferably the right) Try to cover as much surface of the palm and fingers as you can. You then procede to walk behind them and grab the top of thier head in a "claw-like" manner, so that your fingers are on their forehead, similar to the mark the White Wizard Sauruman made on the helms of the Urukai in the Lord of the Rings.
"She said she wouldnt swallow, so I gave her The White Hand of Saruman instead."
by Zer0tic September 4, 2006
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sadomasochist

A sadomasochist is someone who is both a masochist and a sadist. (masochists loves to recieve pain. and sadists loves to give pain) sadomasochist
Oh man! That chick I dated was such a sadomasochist! One minute she wanted me to beat her sensless and the next she wanted to hear me scream in pain!
by Astrozombiee June 16, 2009
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