sadboyprolific

man this guy got depression and so he be rappin yk making music outta it. if u sad u could always hit up this dude’s music for a lil mood

Person 1: Bruh I needa cry tho.
Person 2: Try listening to sadboyprolific. He can getchu in yo feels homie
Person 1: *listens* Damn homes u was right

by skyies April 30, 2020

saddleback

a term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities.

After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's saving herself for marriage.

by atm86 January 18, 2009

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

saddle her up

A cowboyish way to ask a woman to prepare for sex.

I told Marylou to get back in the camper and saddle her up!

by I, Wreckerrr April 18, 2021

john waynes saddle bags

piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps

my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)

by gilly_willy June 9, 2004

jerk saddle

noun - towel that you lay on your computer chair to prevent bare ass juice from leaving a residue when jerking. Often just tossed in the corner afterwards and left there until the next session.

Did you at least use a jerk saddle? Of course I did. I'm not a fucking animal.

by FlameOn! September 17, 2015

the ol' Willy Saddler

To show somebody a good time

He took her out last night to give her the ol' Willy Saddler

by Fatkid the Baptist April 11, 2021