saddlebagged

When a man has his penis shot off and is left with only his testicles looking like saddle bags.

Greg was saddlebagged, and can no longer piss standing up.

by Killerrabbit November 4, 2013

Saddlebagged

The act of someone screwing you over or putting you in a negative position.

Bro, I really feel like you just saddlebagged me.

by Getting saddlebagged November 6, 2020

Saddlebagged

When your car is stuck due to a material pushing on the bottom preventing the wheels from getting traction.

A wedge pressing against the under carriage of a car.
Imagine a teeter totter only with a car for the board and seats.

A snow plow came past the drive way making a mound of snow. I tried to ram it but my car got staddlebagged. I tried to jump the curb now I'm saddlebagged.

by Inconclusive Moke January 14, 2018

Saddlebagged

Vehicle elevated by some unplanned means leaving vehicle tires without contact with the ground. Hopelessly stuck in a ditch.

We saddlebagged our truck on a huge mound of dirt and we were hopelessly stuck.

by Hosay1958 February 8, 2019

Irish saddlebag

The act of motor boating,when a large/obese woman sits on your face,resulting in her butt cheeks slapping your face.

Theres no way to ask for a irish saddlebag,it just happens

by A303YMOUS April 28, 2021