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S.A.T.O.M.I. Syndrome

A rare but real disease. Very severe in all cases that have been found by scientists. It is not contageous, but people nearby may feel a small sample of the symptoms. The diseased person's children may inherit the disease. So far, a cure has not been found. Each letter of S.A.T.O.M.I. stands for a symptom that all cases have. Below are the main symptoms that come with the disease. Other minor symptoms may be found.

Stupidity (may vary from person to person)

Aging (body ages about three times faster than the actual age)

Terrifying (unattractive to the extreme)

Obesity (varies in body fat from person to person)

Mental-retardation (may actually have autism; a degrading of mental capacity is imminent)

Intolerance (to any degree of pain)

If at any time, you see or know anyone with the disease, all you can do is feel sorry for them.
I feel sorrow for anyone who has S.A.T.O.M.I. Syndrome.
by President Jack Bauer October 31, 2014
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S.T.A.R.B.O.A.R.D.

Super
Terrific
Awesome
Rowers
Beating
Our
Adversaries
Retardedly
Dumb.
d00d, we just gawt S.T.A.R.B.O.A.R.D.!! ...D.
by Mazziah Chaos August 11, 2006
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S.E.A.O.T.L

When a female eat a guy booty mean S.E.A.O.T.L
by S.E.A.O.T.L February 8, 2021
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E.M.A.O.S.T.F.U.

Jehovah’s Witness: hey i just wanted to give you this flier and talk to you abou-

You: E.M.A.O.S.T.F.U.
by take me to new york November 12, 2019
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F.Y.A.T.W.T.S.Y.O

Acronym for Fuck You And The Whore That Shit You Out
Hey asshole! F.Y.A.T.W.T.S.Y.O!
by Chaos31 December 31, 2021
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d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no
I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d
by zygga April 25, 2025
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I want to kiss you a lot. Touch you all over. And lick you in your special spot.
Her: Hey boo
Him: I’m fine .. but you know what I.W.T.K.Y.A.L.T.Y.A.O.A.L.Y.I.Y.S.S
by Your love interest January 21, 2023
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