An unimaginably huge person who has grown so large that he has collapsed into his own anus so that he is now invisible and can only be detectd by the billions of OXYCONTIN PILLS that he sucks in because they cannot escape his gravitational/addictational force. Known for his astute views on sports.

Dude 1: "Excuse me, sir, but don't you think that the NBA is just promoting this LeBron James person because they want black players to succeed? Is he really more talented than many white players?"

Dude 2: "WTF, dude, are you twisted on OXYCONTIN PILLS, or are you just rush limbaugh? Seriously, you better STFU before you get fired off ESPN, dawg. Oops, too late."

rush limbaugh by 6079 Smith W March 23, 2005

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rush limbaugh

A trendsetter in broadcasting, pioneering AM radio, the wonderful debate tactic of cutting off someone who disagrees, spinning the facts like they're in a dryer, and putting party-line politics over his own credibility, including contradictions, denial, and news items. Now works for ESPN and has his own "kiddie table" during NFL Countdown.

Rush Limbaugh is relentless, judgmental, and straightforward. Unless you're a Republican.

rush limbaugh by N September 27, 2003

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Rush Limbaugh

Jabba the Hut's right-wing cousin.

Rush Limbaugh: You're just a Hollywood Liberal!

Jabba the Hut: You're just a fat, repulsive, reactionary, thick, racist, homopobic, sexist, elitist, corporatist pig. You are ugly too.

Rush Limbaugh by SomeGuyCalledSomething July 28, 2010

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rush limbaugh

A man who, as of a few hours ago, lost his job at ESPN. What the hell was he doing on a sports show, anyway?

Rush Limbaugh is a douchebag.

rush limbaugh by Anonymous October 2, 2003

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