norse rune only lane

seeming indication of confused street signage e.g. when approaching a traffic rotary or five way intersection.

don't backseat drive, please- i'm in the NORSE RUNE ONLY LANE. if i nauthiz from this lane i'll invite the cops as well as destiny. i'm trying to invite glory and wisdom by flipping a wunjo at the rotary.

by lexicali slim September 22, 2009

Runescape Relapse

The re-using of runescape after quiting and not playing for a long period of time.

Timmy:Hey have you seen jack?
Jason:No i think he's having a Runescape Relapse
Timmy:It took so long to get him to quit

by Serrao May 14, 2009

Beat it like a rented mule

To beat someone, as you would a mule that did not belong to you. Without hesitancey.

Bitch, I'm gonna beat you like a rented Mule.

by Philip September 12, 2003

Runteldat

VERB.
To spread information, to "run and tell that".

I ain't nobody's bitch, runteldat.

by spriteboy March 19, 2004

runescape fuck

runescape fuck is cybering(talking dirty) with some sad pathetic man or girl who cant get laid in real life.

Runescape Dude:OMG I just got runescape fucked!!!!

Friend:I don't know you anymore...

Runescape Dude:DUDE I JUST GOT LAID!!!!

Friend:OVER THE INTERNET!-walks away-

by schmexxiibexxiee June 21, 2009

Rune Job

Getting a blow job while playing Runescape.

That hooker gave me a rune job last night for 30 bucks.

by RJ Masterer August 11, 2008

Runke

The Norwegian word for jerk off.
Runke is also the norwegian word for wank, but unlike wank you can not say: din runker (you wanker). runke is only a verb and cannot describe a person.

runke - runker - runket
jerk off - jerking off - jerked off

in stead of runke, you can also say: onanere, masturbere, nappe løken, lade hagla, gyte laksen, kvele kobraen, polere stanga, and so on.

Onani, onana
onanering gjør meg gla'
jeg trenger ingen venner
når jeg har mine hender

Jeg runker! - I'm jerking off!

by KussenX March 31, 2009