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fart reduction

The process of repeatedly farting into a confined space or area, or on an item so as to infuse the space or item with the pure essence of the fart musk.
I totally gave my ex girlfriend's pillow a fart reduction the week after we fought.
by Poop Giggle November 5, 2013
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penile reduction

The surprisingly uncommon surgical procedure by which flaps of skin and chunks of flesh are removed from a massive penis, thereby reducing the length and width of the said appendage.
"Diane and I used to have a hell of a time lubing up with KY before making love, but since my penile reduction...well, it's more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
by troutsnifferextraordinaire January 18, 2008
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fuducation

The stupidest word ever invented to express the concept of 'fun education.' It's pronounced like fudge-ucation.
People who use the word "fuducation" are neither fun nor educated.
by j. alders October 23, 2009
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Class Reductionism

Class reductionism is the epithet cast by cafe liberals on actual revolutionaries who understand that class struggle must be the foremost revolutionary struggle. Typically used by Twitterati and (insert identity politics faction here) Studies majors.
Pat reconsidered their accusations of class reductionism when the armed cis males freed them from their life of drudgery in some cubicle farm serving capital.
by Urban Misanthropologist March 2, 2021
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Bass reduction surgery

A play on words of breast reduction surgery, a term used when you set the E.Q on your ipod (or any music player) to reduced bass. Considered pussyish as bass only supplies a light pulse with the music, most people would prefer bass boost, because the stock ipod headphones sound crap despite that most people have them intend of a proper pair, like Sennheiser or Bose, or anything else. Although bass reduction surgery is acceptable if the user has a very bassy pair of head phones, like skull crushers or beats.
Tom: Ah, shit, the base is hurting my ears, im gonna set the E.Q to bass reduction.

Me: I don't see why you need bass reduction surgery your only using your shitastic stock ipod headphones that came with your ipod, they don't have any bass anyway, pussy.
by EPICPWNERY September 4, 2010
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class reductionism

The idea that class-based oppression should be the foremost concern among revolutionaries, with things like gender, race, sexual orientation, etc, taking a back seat until 'after the revolution.' For the most part the term is used as a pejorative by liberals against socialists and materialists, rather than being advocated by anyone.
"Bernie Sanders disappointment with Hillary Clinton's failure to secure the support of white working-class voters in the 2016 presidential election was a grotesque display of class reductionism, cultural insensitivity, racism, sexism and homophobia"
by Santos D January 18, 2019
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Swag Reduction

A medical procedure intended for reducing the levels of swag present in the patient.
I hope they put me under for my swag reduction tomorrow, I can't stand to seem them takin off my J's!

Guy one: "I want to get a swag reduction"

Guy 2: "You can't have too much swag!"

Guy 1: "All men are pigs! All they care about is how many gold chains I can carry on my chest, and it's hurting my back!"
by soundless scream May 7, 2017
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