Rosie O'Donnell

A golf shot that's hit behind the ball (fat) and flys short and off line (ugly).

"Damn, that bitch of a shot was Rosie O'Donnell; fat AND ugly!

by JWDURF December 16, 2007

Rosie O'Donnell

The largest land mammal in Hollywood, it was once believed to be female and doctors took it's word.

Child: Zookeeper zookeeper, those two elephants are killing each other.
Zookeeper: It's Rosie O'Donnell eating.
Child: Oh.

by HolyToiletWater July 19, 2012

Rosie O'Donnell

What you think of when you have an erection and you need to get rid of it

Guy 1: Aww, dude, I can't stop getting erections from looking at my tutor.
Guy 2: Just do what I do and think of Rosie O'Donnell.
Guy 1: Thanks, man!

One week later...
Guy 1: Oh shit, man! You're the best! Rosie O'Donnel is so fugly I didn't get an erection for a whole week!

by Escobar Crews July 2, 2014

Rosie O'Donnell

A stupid fuckin hypocrite liberal Democrat and lesbian who was rabid in her anti-2nd amendment position and bent on eroding our rights until it was pointed out that she herself has many armed body guards for "her" protection so why shouldn't regular poor Americans be able to own a gun to protect themselves or their families and loved ones.

She has since (finally) realized that she was a fucking hypocrite on this and has finally cooled her jets on trying to erode others rights which she herself utilizes for her own protection.

So I congratulate her on that.

Maybe one day she will become even more self aware and have further awakening and stop licking butt.

by the truth is out there August 7, 2004

Rosie O'Donnell

Humpback whale

We had a great time in Maui watching the many Rosie O'Donnell's surfacing and shooting ocean water through their blow holes.

by cruisinotter September 29, 2012

Rosie O'Donnell

A fat miserably unhappy discusting waste of space no talent bulldike carpet munching loser that has nothing better to do than to try and bring others down to make herself feel better about being a piece of shit.

If I were "Rosie O'Donnell" I would probably commit suicide.

by Nadder Hadder August 26, 2008

Rosie O'Donnell

A perfect example of why no one is perfect, because even God fucked up.

Also shows why God is human and likes to have a good time, because he was obviously drunk or tripping on something.

Also proof that there is such a thing as a mangina.

Man: "You can't put a vagina on that man."

God: "It's fine, well name her Rosie O'Donnell."

by amitchell February 11, 2008