Rastafarian Jews

A group of Rastsfarian Jews, its pretty self explanitory.

The Rastafarian Jews oath.

I pledge allegiance to the Rastafarian Jew

I will respect the rules of this amazing crew

I will not divulge any of its secrets

Nor will I act like Ryan Seacrest

I will respect the strict food policy at R.J. Parties

I will not, during any meeting, release any farties

My speach shall be slurred and clean at all times,

I will support our country and like the sound of wind chimes

I will promote peach wherever possible

I will not do drugs, even when plausible,

With this oath i do solemnly swear

That red, yellow, and green i will always wear

We're accepting members, but one of their names must start with a "j", "e", "w", or "s", and they will be refered to by that name for the rest of their membership, and it can't be a nickname, must be first middle or last

You know that Red, Green, and Yellow color combo? You imediately think Bob Marley. And you know what a Jew is. And that would be the Rastafarian Jews.

by Rastafarian E. August 8, 2011

rastafarian

Translates literally as "knows nothing about shampoo, employment or hygiene."

That's one nappy-headed, unemployed, smelly rastafarian.

by zoomzoomr September 25, 2008

Rastafarian Baptism

To douse one in dirty, old bong water.

John perfromed a rastafarian baptism on his passed out buddy

by Savvo Chinski March 24, 2008

rastafarian

Another term for a homophobic religious man who uses the bible to become a foul hypocrite.

I an' I touch Jah but Jah nuh like the funnyman. I an' I nuh like rastafarian as ism an' schism nuh irie.

by ll opl August 17, 2008

rastafarian bogbrush

a person who cleans shit off a rastafarians toilet.

shaddap u rastafarian bogbrush!

by hey_blondie January 4, 2008

rastafarianism

the first comment that spelled ganja wrong is both mostly correct but still fucking retarded

chuck: hey u wana smoke some ganga
larry: either your already high or your retarded, fucknuts. Say ganja like a real rastafarian. i love rastafarianism

by Rasjon December 17, 2008

Ruxstafarianism

Ruxstafarianism is the belief in rux a multi universe alien, he should never be seen or caught in the making, if so he will vanish and never to be seen again, if you are a follower of ruxstafarianism then your life wishes will come true. He is always lurking in the shadows nobody sees, don’t get caught up with him, he is to never be seen in the eye of a human as he is an alien and doesn’t exist to human kind.

Ruxstafarianism is a religion of an alien you cannot see and never will, if he is lurking and you happen to see the making of him he will vanish forever

by Ruxstafarian November 19, 2018