roofing

The act of being on another's roof. Usually in a down town area, where roof swapping is a possibility. It is always illegal, and if it isn't then it's not roofing, it's being on a roof with permission.

Hey wanna go roofing down town tonight?
No way. Last time I roofed I got caught.

by verduras June 29, 2007

Roof

A Roof is a fat white girl that is dating a black guy who does not like her but is only with her so he has a place to stay.

Hey, what are you doing with that big hog? Aw man, she is just a roof.

by kapoc August 18, 2014

roofing

to masterbate and cum on a girls back and rub it in

I was roofing her last night so much she looked like a glazed donut.

by M L September 21, 2008

roofed

to get super high- usually on marijuana

"Did you guys smoke up?"
"Man- I'm fuckin' roofed"

by Sasquatch June 12, 2003

roofing

The act of jumping off the roof of a building into a body of water, usually while performing mid-air stunts and/or tricks.

Hey Alex, do you remember when we went roofing into your pool last summer?

by salamster February 27, 2009

Roofing

The act of a drunk group of lads lifting a fat bald guy above their heads and trying to press him into the ceiling.

Did you see those guys roofing Phil Payne last night? His teeth were brushing the ceiling!

by LL T 82 July 21, 2013

rOof

When an event occurs that requires an Oof but it’s rough aswell then you say “rOof!”.
- Pronounced like a dogs bark ‘ruff’, not to be pronounced as ‘rough’.

When you see someone get hit by a car;
“rOof!”
When you see a dead cat in the road;
“rOof!”
When someone drops a joint in a puddle;
“rOof!”

by YaBoiJulz December 8, 2018