roflmaopimpwtime

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off peeing in my pants with tears in my eyes

Daymoose: Dude watch out, everyone knows mexicans are given switchblades before they even exit the womb.
me: roflmaopimpwtime!!!!!!

by padrepeo September 10, 2008

roflmaobitc

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Biting Into The Carpet.

Gamer 1: "BOOM! HEADSHOT"
Gamer 2: "DUDE WTF LAG!"
Bystander: "N00B YOU GOT PWNED! ROFLMAOBITC!!"

by deiprox January 18, 2010

ROFLMAOBISU

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass of because I saw you.

-What are you wearing?
-A ballet costume
-ROFLMAOBISU

by The5hithead January 8, 2011

ROFLMFAOTIRTWYSWEF

rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass then i realize that what you said wasnt even funny

dude: my cat is drinking my milk

other dude: ROFLMFAOTIRTWYSWEF really?
dude : _-_

by someguy213 June 24, 2011

Roflmaosics

Rolling on floor laughing my ass off, seriously I can't stop

Omg, funny joke..roflmaosics!

by Dirtyknob September 9, 2015

ROTFLMAOTICB

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off til i cant breathe.

Most commonly used in text messaging to describe something so funny that it deserves the extra long acronym.

She sharted in the middle of her speech, turned cherry red, and it made a squishing sound as she ran to the bathroom; i was literally rotflmaoticb.

by The Wuz May 2, 2016

roflmaopiuari

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off pick it up and re-attach it

roflmaopiuari.
uhmmmm.
yeah figure it out

by apatheticxapathy December 29, 2007