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Trump Roast

Highly anticipated dish to be served in Hell starting in the 2nd half of the 21st century. A confit of the seditious 45th American president that is first seared over the Eternal Flames of Damnation, then flayed, dismembered, disemboweled, and carved by the High Prince of Evil, Dark Lord Satan, for his demons to savor for eternity.
Parler 1: Bro, you wanna hang later?
Parler 2: Naw, headed to the U.S. Capitol to help butter up our boy for his Trump Roast!
by millstone January 13, 2021
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Muh Roads

A satirization of an argument often used concerning public infrastructure. The phrase is making fun of a mistaken assumption most people in favor of public infrastructure make, where they typically argue that only a coercive government is capable of building and maintaining roads and whatever else they typically mean by “natural public utilities”. Since this assumption is so common and refutable, the phrase "Muh Roads" was coined to make fun of arguments claiming that infrastructure couldn't possibly be made on a private, consensual basis.
Joe: But if not for government, who will build the roads?!?
Sam: By any means that doesn't violate human ri-
Joe: BUT... MUH ROADS!!!

(Credit to Jon Roelofs for publicizing the basis for the definition and examples)
by Muh Roads January 17, 2023
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RoadShitter

People who are so OCD that they refuse to use public restrooms but are perfectly fine taking a shit on the highway
Person 1: I had to take a shit at the turnpike again
Person 2: jesus christ! Don’t be a roadshitter! Use the public rest stop for crying out loud!
by The Khaizer July 8, 2020
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Counter-roasted

When you finna get roasted and you got nothing else to say, you hit them with a cheap ass line ending with the words "get counter-roasted".
Gabe: Bobbi you're actually Mousty 2.0 right now.
Bobbi: Lol no you are, get counter-roasted kid.
by Spergy Merbles November 4, 2015
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Roasted like EVA

An extreme state of embarrassment caused by getting severely dissed by someone.

The expression was coined by the phattest freestyler known to man, Eli Porter.
Dude #1: Man I just found out my wife is cheating on me.

Dude #2: Damn son, you got roasted like EVA!
by JibbyJ November 21, 2010
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all roads lead to rome

There are multiple ways to get to the same goal.

Originated in Ancient Rome, as whenever they successfully conquered a nation, they built a concrete road starting from that nation and leading to Rome.
Student: I can't figure this math problem out your way, can I try another way that I've been taught?

Teacher: By all means. After all, all roads lead to Rome.
by ransomeboi123 October 4, 2013
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roadsick

adj. Acutely longing to return to an active state of travel. A sad or depressed state from not actively travelling; a longing to be "on the road."
ex. "I've been cooped up here too long, this house is making me roadsick."
by Brent Bowser September 19, 2008
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