cock rocket

1) stupidly small motorcycles that go fast owned by men with small dicks
2) penis so filled with cum it might explode at any given second

“dude, we rode that cock rocket so fast we astrally projected” (both definitions apply)

by ilikemymind August 26, 2022

Israeli Cock Rocket

Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!

Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?

by keemstar the memestar June 7, 2024

Rocket cocket

When you stick your dick into your butthole, then you fart it out.

Last night i did a rocket cocket and got shit on my dick by accident!

by Ctross719 June 6, 2018

Rocked Cock

a cock (penis) that has been hit by a blunt, brute object, such as a rock.

"Son of a bitch! That fucking can of beans made my cock a Rocked Cock."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Cock rocked

When a group of males get together with erections and proceed to beat one female in the face with their penises....

The female must sit there and take cock after cock after cock after cock after cock until all males have ejaculated

Girl 1: OH MY GOD! What happened to your face?!?
Girl 2: Let's just say I was cock rocked 😅😉

by Adrianissupa September 12, 2016

cock rocker

A soloist who holds the guitar in an upright position and plays an outrageously fast solo by tapping the fret board, as if he was stroking his upright penis. Hence the term "cock rocker."

Usually found in an '80s hair metal band.

Man, that guy was totally soloing like a cock rocker!!!

by nisha noire May 22, 2010

Cock rocked

When a group of males get together with erections and proceed to beat one female in the face with their penises....

The female must sit there and take cock after cock after cock after cock after cock until all males have ejaculated

Girl 1: OH MY GOD! What happened to your face?!?
Girl 2: Let's just say I was cock rocked 😅😉

by Adrianissupa September 12, 2016