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When a grubby friend takes your money and doesn’t front up with the goods.
A- Rob said coots would be here in 30 minutes… that was four days ago now!

B- nah bro you’ve just been “Robbed” haha
Robbed by Robisafuckwit February 11, 2024
Watching porn on an IPad while wanking.
I Robbed one out.
Robbed by JonSmithSubs May 10, 2024
A slang in the object show community. It means a contestant's potential was stolen due to their elimination.
"NOOO MY FAVORITE BFDI CONTESTANT WAS ROBBED 😭😭😭😭"
robbed by Itz KittyPinkiez June 8, 2024

Robbed the Liquor Store 

When you are about to either go down on a girl or fuck her and find a condom inside of her. You take it out and eat/fuck her anyway.
-- "Dude, why do you look so defeated?"
-- "I think I robbed the liquor store last night but apparently someone had been there a few hours ahead of me and got away clean."

Robbed my dick like Dick Robinson!!

An expression used when you were given a really nice blow job or basically given some really nice action involving the penis.
George: Hey, guess what?

Daniel: What?

George: Last night, your mom robbed my dick like Dick Robinson!!!

robbed from the cradle 

This can go both ways, it can be good, and it can be bad, so listen up. The real definition is when 1 person who is older (say maybe 27) and another person who is younger (about 14) are goin out and/or doin stuff together. For guys that be goin out with older women, you either one of two things, a pimp or a nasty-ass perv. For girls, well I dont know bout girls.

Hittin them before the hair does.
Yeah so what if I was bangin on the High Schoolers up in the 3rd grade? Werent you? So dont be a playa hata.

Nah, you aint no playa, you just got robbed from the cradle.