Ritz

Bunch of try-hards, usually fat/big foreheaded and overly hairy

Wow look at that Ritz his mum is a milf

Or
You can tell he’s a Ritz, he mumbles

by Arizona boys March 15, 2020

Ritz

Very bad luck. Been known to cause catastrophic events. Avoid one at all costs. Everything one touches turns to mush. When gambling is involved it's very important to put a Ritz in the bathroom. Their powers are significantly diminished.
Misfortune
Disaster
Calamity
Catastrophe

I was winning a bet last night and then got Ritzed in the 9th inning. How can a team score 7 runs with 2 outs in the 9th?

by MikeTheMush April 6, 2005

the ritz

A 5 star prison commonly used by corrupt authorities in order to imprison their VIP (also corrupt) cousins.

Saudi Prince Al-waleed bin Talal, arrested last month on corruption allegations, is currently held up in the Ritz.

by MBA010 May 2, 2018

Ritz

Name for a kid named David Curly who thinks he is black. Hence the name Ritz like the cracker. He has no white people clothes and thinks he can "bust cap" on all us white people. See also wigger or wankster.

"Yo man look at my new all black NY Yankees hat!"
"You stupid Ritz!!!"

by A Kid April 1, 2005

Ritz

Boys that are fresh as fuck

Damn those boys are ritz they look fresh

by Ritz gang February 25, 2020

Ritz

A collective term for all sensitive areas of the body; mainly genitalia I.E. testicles, nipples etc.

God I fucking hate Josh Engleman. I wanna run into him in a dark alley so I can kick his ritz in!

by A Legitimate Dictionary January 12, 2009

Puttin' on the ritz

A slang way of saying "dressing fancy"

Popularized by Fred Astaire song

"If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits,

Puttin' on the ritz"

by bellalogic August 8, 2014