Ritalin

Methylphenidate based brand named stimulant medication primarily for the treatment of Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD)/ADD. Often given to children on the advice of elementary school teachers due to restless and disruptive behavior they exhibit in the classroom. It is thought to help them sit still and pay attention. The drug is akin to Cocaine, but lasts a bit longer. Therefore, it is often abused by people who want to lose weight or succeed in school. Often causes Insomnia and Anxiety. Most doctors prescribe Ritalin to those who have ADHD so that they can just shut their patients up. Often helps at least 70% of people who have the disorder.

Teacher: Why are you being so disruptive, did you forget to take your Ritalin this morning?
Student: Yeah, I forgot. Sorry.

Teacher: Thought so. I may have a few in my desk somewhere. Try to remember next time.

College Student: I can't go to this class at 8:30 in the morning! Mad early.
Friend: Dude, just take a Ritalin and wash it down with coffee. You'll be good.

The next day

College Student: Dude, that Ritalin is amazing! I was able to exercise, do my laundry, and get to class on time.

Friend: Yeah, let's get wasted now!

by PTrockstar92 February 16, 2014

Ideological Ritalin

A term describing the American Psychological Association's claim that 'traditional male masculinity' is toxic and therefore harmful to men and boys.

That's not science, thats just ideological Ritalin you crazy feminist!

by IAIN_D January 14, 2019

Ritalicious

Amazing,beautiful, gorgeous.. best gf ever

You are a Ritalicious

by WHOMEORU April 9, 2021

ritalin brain

noun: a term for the state of the brain of someone who has been taking ADHD medication for years to the point where it's damaged their brain, especially their ability to experience life. People affected by ritalin brain have a hard time feeling strong feelings and are more susceptible to depressive episodes and often feel as if their perception of reality is more dulled.

Joe: Bro are you ok? You seem quiet lately.
Thomas: I got ritalin brain, reality just feels dull to me now. Parents put me on meds in second grade.

by penilepancakes November 17, 2020

Ritalin sniffer

Ritalin is a drug that hyperactive children take. So ritalin sniffer refers to a bad-behaving, hyperactive child.

"He's got a small Hitler of a child. He has beaten up once again his classmate. He is a Ritalin sniffer."

by bcsokay December 17, 2007

ritalin rainbow

bindging out on ritalin, especially intranasally.

a term taken from the television show, reading rainbow. lol.

"AYO CYNDEE lemme get anotherone dem 30mg ritalin's so i can get on tht ritalin rainbow witcha."

by mistuh hardin November 27, 2012

Nature's Ritalin

Nature's Ritalin is a natural plant called Khat. It doesn't make sense that Khat is illegal in some places since Cathinone, Cathine, and Norephedrine (The 3 active ingredients of Khat) may be stronger than coffee, but they're far weaker than Adipex, Ritalin, Adderall, Desoxyn, and Cocaine. Khat is weaker than Ritalin and Cocaine yet it's illegal?! That's retarded. Legalize Khat! We legalized Kratom, We Legalized Weed, now legalize Khat. Khat is growable and you can extract the Cathinone, Cathine, and Norephedrine with Juice from freshly squeezed lemons, or with 960ml of Hydrogen oxide (H2O, Water) and 40ml of Muriatic Acid (40% HCl acid). With lemons, you get Cathinone Citrate, Cathine Citrate, and Norephedrine Citrate. With HCl, you get Cathinone HCl, Cathine HCl, and Norephedrine HCl. Khat is Nature's Ritalin and Cathinone is the main ingredient that keeps you focused for around 2 to 3 hours+. It's just a plant. They're just afraid that the plant will cut down on big Pharmaceutical profits.

Tony: I grew khat, picked the khat leaves, extracted it with lemons, and drank the juice.

Tony: Mmmm. Nature's Ritalin! So relaxing.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 25, 2024