Cutting the ribbon

The act of being the first in attendance to a club, bar, or party.

1. Man, we got to the club entirely to early. We cut the ribbon on that bitch.

2. I was expecting the party to be poppin tonight. We ended up cutting the ribbon at 11.

by MacMasta June 3, 2011

pabst blue ribbon

A classic american pilsner. Although I used to think this beer inferior because it sells for $8 a case, you can actually smell and taste malt and hops in this beer. It is a far better beer than bud, coors, miller, busch, rolling rock, or any other american swill.

"If all you have is cheap American mega-lagers, at least give me a Pabst Blue Ribbon"

by Certified BJCP Beer Judge May 19, 2005

Ribbon Worthy

A person who is eligible to receive a gift wrapped in expensive ribbon, because they truly appreciate the value of the ribbon.
(They don't just rip it off and throw it away)

I wrapped her gift in vintage, French, satin ribbon because she is truly ribbon worthy.

by Bahrainz December 25, 2008

rectum ribbon

Toilet paper

Paul: Sorry man, I had to go orangastank and now we're all out of rectum ribbon.
Joe: Dammit Stan. Go buy some more!

by Gary2234 June 13, 2011

Pink Ribbon Breakfast

Eating out a girl in the morning as she wakes up while she is menstruating and sporting a tampon. The pink ribbon is formed from the overnight flow that has seeped into the external tampon string turning it to a delightful, light shade of pink.

Carl woke up his girl with a little hot oral action and didn't mind that she was ragging and her heavy flow made it a Pink Ribbon Breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2015

blue ribbon

An award given at events like state fairs for growing the biggest pumpkin or having the tastest fried chicken.

Colonel Sanders clicked his heels when he won the Blue Ribbon at the Kentucky State Fair.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 25, 2005

blue ribbon committee

Political slang for "What are you gonna do about it?"

I will be putting together a blue ribbon committee consisting of myself and Miss Childs.

by Alex Stockwell April 1, 2009