Skip to main content

Toilet Radar

When you're desperate for a poo, your toilet radar makes your need to go more and more urgent the closer you get to a toilet. The moment you close the cubicle door and start to pull your pants down, your toilet radar goes into overdrive and there's no going back!

Your toilet radar also has a 'roaming' mode for when you go to a country where you are fearful of the sanitary standards of the bathrooms. With no acceptable toilet nearby, your toilet radar suppresses the need to relieve yourself for days at a time.
Relieved Man 1: "Phew, that was a close one, my toilet radar went mad just as I got into the cubicle - it was a close shave as the radar nearly didn't account for the trouble I was going to have unbuttoning my jeans!"

Friend: "Too much information, man."
by famico December 2, 2009
mugGet the Toilet Radar mug.

Riana

She's kind, sweet, beautiful, funny, caring, and hard to get. But, overall, a very good friend and listener. She will be right there by your side every step of the way.
Johnathan- " Hey, Riana, can you help me out with something?"
Riana- "Sure, what is it?"
Johnathan- "I can't think straight."
Riana- "Tell me what it is that is making you not think straight."
by arigisbae3 July 21, 2016
mugGet the Riana mug.
Related Words
riada RIAA Rida RADAR Riana riad rada Raida Riaan radal

[Rada rada]

One of the two phrases that "Shnitzel" a rock monster from the show "Chowder" uses to talk, useally expressing anger or lament. This phrase is used when people want to express anger, lament, or exhaustion without actually telling you straight forward. Forms of the word can also be elongated or used repeaditvely to stress meaning of anger or exhaustion.
Person 1 "Go get me a soda from downstairs. Person 2 is feeling crabby "Rada rada".

Kid dies while playing a online game.....again-"Rada rada rada rada rada!!!"

Person is tired and yawns-"Raaaaaadaaaaaa"......
by Shrio Ryuko October 16, 2008
mugGet the [Rada rada] mug.

Radar Sphincter

The almost magic-like phenomenon when someone who needs to take a really bad poop gets within 20 feet of a toilet and immediately they have an almost uncontrollable urge to crap.
Dude I was flexing like Mr. Universe on that road trip and when I got into McDonalds my radar sphincter went off and my turds were coming out like people in a burning building.
by T Macalicious November 27, 2010
mugGet the Radar Sphincter mug.

bus rida

The name of song, sang in the fake GI JOE PSA mostly refered as the bus rida.

check it out on youtube.
Girl : Tony? You think i could have some more? BUUUUUURRRRRRPPP!
Boy : Yeah. We should totally hit it again, but I got first dibs on it.
Jamacian Dude : Jamacia mon fus mi naily ded wit laugh,
a watching di people rush di door like a harbour shark,
So Come!
Everyone : Fun time di yah, a time fi di bus rida,
sunshine di yah a time fi di bus rida,
sunshine di yah a time fi di bus rida,
Fun time di yah, a time fi di bus rida,
Now!
GGGGGGGIIIIIIIII JOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEE!
by M2million December 7, 2006
mugGet the bus rida mug.

Anal Radar

The ever increasing urge to shit when the anus realizes it's closer to home.
Seven miles from home I'm fine. Two blocks away and my anal radar kicks in and I really gotta shit.
by ferrdog August 6, 2009
mugGet the Anal Radar mug.

Interracial radar

being able to detect when someone of the opposite race is attracted to your race
the white girl registers a blip on my interracial radar
by Jeremy Millz January 28, 2013
mugGet the Interracial radar mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email