rewriting history

When a person can't take the reality of the truth about a breakup and instead "rewrites" what really happened and then tells other people the story as if that's what really happened.

Josh couldn't take the fact that Kathryn dumped him for his brother. By rewriting history, he could tell everyone he dumped her.

by gothchic June 15, 2011

Rewind

The name for a beautiful person <333

What's the name of that boy you like again? Is his name rewind?

by Girl that loves shipping :3 April 11, 2022

rewind

In the drum and bass scene, the DJ's practice of replaying a record that has been enthusiastically received by the audience. Spectators "call for a rewind" by holding cigarette lighters in the air; if there is enough demand, the DJ will spin the record backward and play it from the beginning.

The crowd loved that track so much that I had to do three rewinds.

by Greenie December 11, 2003

Rearing Unicorn

Where a couple starts having sex in the classic doggy position; then when he is ready to spit seed, he dismounts, leaps onto the woman's head and shoots for distance as she rears up.

Last night I performed the Rearing Unicorn on my wife.

by Prometheus69 December 18, 2010

rewind

going back to a previous place in time

"If I control rewind, I would want, Fortnite and Mark Ass Brownlee." - Will Smith 2018

by aarondaelephanttipple January 20, 2019

Cleveland Rewind

An extremely sick, disgusting joke which is occasionally done in frat houses, public toilets or the home of your enemy. The "Cleveland Rewind" consists of un-hinging a toilet paper roll from it's holder, pull out a considerable portion of the paper, and very carefully wipe one's ass on the portion in the middle, then "rewinding " the roll back, and replacing it into the dispenser. Thus, a subsequent patron gets shit on their fingers. The "Cleveland Rewind" supposedly gets its name from the equally disgusting "Cleveland Steamer" term.

Man, some asshole did a Cleveland Rewind on me and I got a handful when I was trying to wipe!

by Frank Klaune November 20, 2004

rearing to go

eager to begin; sometimes "raring" to go; the metaphor is equestrian and like other equestrian allusions "champing at the bit" it connotes that something or someone else is in control, in this case preventing immediate gratification

The twins were rearing to go on the drive to Disney World.

by vortac August 29, 2006